Showing posts with label Hoarders. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hoarders. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Send down the search dogs..

but only you've given them a BATH! You know how I am about doggie-smells...  I've been down in my lower level cleaning as if we were moving, which we AREN'T!  I have never gotten rid of one outfit that belongs to my Darling...not 1 since I adopted her in 04!  She's a girl (obviously), she's the daughter I ALWAYS wanted, I use her as a canvas to show off cute girl clothing, I am a bit obsessive about my clothes shopping for her....so can you even image the amount of baby clothing I've been going through?  Ok, so it's nothing like my pal- Momof5, who has 2 girls, but still, feel my pain!  Thankfully, I have 3 friends with little girls that I've been able to pass the torch to.  I've kept a couple special outfits from each size... I have to.  I've also gone through every box, bag, and shelf in my studio "storage" room...it's insane!  I watched a marathon of "Hoarders" on Sunday and one episode featured an "Artist" that couldn't throw out ANYTHING! She was going to use it in her mixed media artwork...I felt her pain!
See that bottom shelf? Yes, there is an egg carton there, or I should say- "there WAS an egg carton".
 this is after I cleared the floor and cleared the end shelves...but before I did "Psycho Mom Organize Fest"
Yes, I swept the entire floor with the attachment, there were those sparkly party toothpicks all over...
 the studio itself is also undergoing a purge.... 
 how cool is this shoe rack for my cricut cartridges?
So, I'm on day 4 of cleaning.  We have no food in the house, I can smell myself (I just ran so I'll cut myself some slack on the stink), I can smell the dog, I have laundry waiting to be put away and I found a thousand items I've never listed on etsy... I've got to get going, but I will be back with lots of goodies I found and a new purged work area!!  Now, I just need to start thinking about a new wall color and painting my cabinets...

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

REALLY Jamie Lee, you wanna see my poo?

Jamie Lee Curtis, although I love her children's books and she's a fellow adoptive mama, she bugs me! 
This woman is BEGGING me daily from the television to make a movie about my digestive system!
Really Jamie?? 'cause girl, you KNOW i would!!
If I eat her yogurt, I'm going to poop everyday in the easiest way!  Hey Jamie, perhaps it's TMI, but just because YOU are the one bringing it up... I'm all good in the potty dept, but... 
IF you really want that movie, you wouldn't have to twist my arm to hard...
Remember, I'm the girl with the
I ❤ to Fart
shirt!
I would like to add...
what happened to my cute, glittery blog about crafts and etsy love?
I find it hard to stay on topic... NO, really???!!!!
Don't worry, I will continue to sprinkle glitter amongst my poo stories and don't worry friends, IF I make that Activia movie I will only make Jamie Lee Curtis watch it (while tied to a toilet in Mobile, Alabama... the one in the front yard of that guy I saw on Hoarders last week).
Speaking of Hoarders... do you watch this show?
It makes my husband CRAZY to watch it!  Want to know why?
This is our garage:
We're going to paint it this summer...
Yeah, no hoarding with this guy!
If you haven't seen this show, put on a wife beater, grab a bag of chips, move the stack of magazines from 1984 off the sofa and click this link:
http://www.aetv.com/hoarders/index.jsp/

Don't forget HOARDERS has a Memorial Day Marathon starting at 8 AM!
You know where I'll be!
Off to the $1 store, I'm thinking of making a chandelier out of wire pots... more later, or maybe not- you know how i am!
and...

a little plug about my BABY HAT DRIVE 
As most of you know, my daughter was adopted from China and I left a little piece of my heart there.  I'm collecting hats to keep the children and babies warm in the winter.  Many live in orphanages that are without heat.
1. make a baby hat, toddler hat, or kid sized hat (you can take the non-crafty way out and buy one if you must)
2. email me at: chinamommy_04@yahoo.com for my address.
3. I'll take care of shipping them to CHINA next fall.
any questions- please feel free to email me!!
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