Oh my, how funny was that "Put a bird on it" video yesterday?! Don't we artists think we're the boom-booms!? Apparently "boom boom" is another word for poop and here I thought I knew them all... me with my PhD in "Potty Talk". Darling has a snow day and has on some WEIRD cartoon called "Adventure Time"... Anyone? anyone? Anyway, you know who else thinks they're the boom-booms? RUNNERS, that's who!! You know why? We can wear tights for pants and it's ok! Unlike the girl at Olive Garden Friday night.... I'll spare you the details...
Yep, they're tights and yes, I'm wearing them for pants.. sue me! No, don't, I only have $20.
Look at this group of studs, let me tell you, the sun was out but the heat was OFF!
do you see me??
It's like "Where's Waldo?"...
what about now?
See the guy in the white shirt? He passed me and then kept spitting... I was like "I don't want a luggy on my jacket and I'm not letting this long hair dude beat me".... so I put him in my pipe and smoked him!
that's right, he's way behind me and I'm headed for the finish line now!! I wanted to say to him "hey, you got smoked by a 42 year old chick", but I could see he was already ashamed... haha!
3.1 miles in 27 min. Not the time I was hoping for, but if you start off slow you can really knock some time off and look like a super stud!
To see how the rest of my day went, head over to my selfish mental twin sister's blog: go HERE
{Come back tomorrow to see how to make jelly soaps, SO easy!!}
OK... HOLD THE PHONE and SHUT UP!! Guess who just found out she came in 3rd in her age group?!!?? I sure did!! My running buddy just called me with the GREAT news! The 2nd place finisher beat me by only 1 1/2 min!! Oh, who thinks she is the boom-boom NOW? See that?... it's not a hot air balloon, it's my giant inflated HEAD!!! I wonder if David Letterman will want me to come on his show with my metal (that I hear I'm getting!!)??!! Oh my, I'm sick as a dog but I really want to go run an easy 20 just to show off!!
Ok, somebody slap me!
OK... HOLD THE PHONE and SHUT UP!! Guess who just found out she came in 3rd in her age group?!!?? I sure did!! My running buddy just called me with the GREAT news! The 2nd place finisher beat me by only 1 1/2 min!! Oh, who thinks she is the boom-boom NOW? See that?... it's not a hot air balloon, it's my giant inflated HEAD!!! I wonder if David Letterman will want me to come on his show with my metal (that I hear I'm getting!!)??!! Oh my, I'm sick as a dog but I really want to go run an easy 20 just to show off!!
Ok, somebody slap me!
