The trip is coming to an end...

Ok, here is the last of my trip...

I hope I'm not boring you with the last few days... There are no more cracks or hairy backs, no more beaded hair or rat trap snares, no more farts or tawdry tarts...

All I know is that I have to get this posted and move on.... literally as in, move on to something else here at home!  I did NOTHING yesterday... NOTHING!  I hate days like that!  I got dressed after chatting and emailing the day away and by that time I had to go pick up darling from school.  Maybe I need a job.  Here are my requirements:

-work 2 days per week

-work from 9 am to 3 pm

-make $80,000 a year

-nothing involving prostitution or general nudity

If you hear of something that might fit the bill, let me know!  

Ok, so the last couple days were really hard work on the cruise...

water slides:

blue water:

our room was the very back of the boat this year.  last year we were at the very front, I think they moved us to the back after the Captain looked out (from the glass room where they steer the boat) to see the Mister standing on our balcony in his boxer shorts!

Lobster Dinners:

Don't I look TALL standing next to our waiter?

Good Friends:

Shakin' our $ makers:

and...

making sure we know where our Xanax is for the flight home!!

It was a GREAT trip and I'm already ready for next year!!!  We're headed to 4 of the best beaches in the WORLD!!  whoo-hoo!

Ok, I gotta shut up and do something today!!

Have a great day and WELCOME NEW FOLLOWERS!!!

Monday and I'm headed out to sea! Headed out to Sea...howWing00tost

What dedication I have to my blog... Seriously, I am patting myself on the back, because it's Wednesday night April 21st and I'm Pre-blogging for the week!

Hmmm, am I sick, narcissistic or just this exciting?

Last year my mom freaked out (you know you did Mom!)  and thought I said I'd call in TWO days when actually I said I'd call in a FEW days... We were leaving Key West and weren't going to have cell service till we got back into US waters, or something like that.  She somehow got a poor travel agent (probably 2 days on the job and late to pick her 6 kids up from daycare) to hook her up with a web-cam on my boat and kept her eye on me the WHOLE WEEK!  So what.., I was in the hot tub drunk and naked, I'm over 21!  Ok, so that's totally an exaggeration, it was my husband!

Ok, so none of that is true, but she DID say she logged onto some boat camera.  Now if my mother tracking me down on the high seas and spying on me isn't enough to get me to undergo plastic surgery and move out of a 2,000 mile radius, I don't know what is!

All I'm sayin' is: you might want to check it out for yourself, I'm headed to Cozumel on Carnival Triumph! I promise to wave every time I see the camera's (like I don't do that all the time anyway!).

This is from last year and I hope to be doing the same thing this time this year...

but with better hair and maybe a cuter shirt...

Adios, I'm headed to Cozumel!

Tune in tomorrow for an old post you may have missed...

so much...to....do!

Arrghhhh...... you'd think us procrastinators would learn at some point....

I have so much to do and I'm pretty sure my heart isn't suppose to be beating this fast when I haven't been running?!

 I'm selling a cricut cartridge on ebay, I have all those survey's to fill out online (you know for that $1,000 gift card to Meijer or that $5,000 to Target...), I have mountains of laundry to sort and put away, I'm thinking of packing since we leave EARLY Saturday morning for New Orleans.  I've made plans with 2 friends this week, I have to pick darling up from school today, the Mister was out of town on business last night, we have to practice spelling words, I sent a bunch of artwork/jewelry to a gal I went to HS with for a fundraiser, I got the dog groomed and I should wash sheets since Monday flew right by me and that's bedding day.

BUT, the good news: 

the XANEX is in my purse so I can get on the plane!!

Last night I realized I didn't post yesterday, but I was in bed (with darling snoring by my side) and watching the season final of 

"16 and Pregnant" with Dr. Drew, I cried...

whatever!

Anyone else watch this show?  I'm thinking all kids should have to!

Ok, I have to get ready for coffee date #2... I have till 5 am Saturday to be ready, so really, WHY RUSH?

Oh great.... loose scantily clad women cause earthquakes! (news flash on the local news)

Have you heard this?

Yikes, I hear clothing is optional at some of the beaches we'll be stopping at next week.... Don't worry, it won't be ME causing all that shakin'!!!!!!

lator tators!

Oh crap.. I have to finish my rhinestones too... maybe I'll take a nap?!

Blah, blah, blah... is it Friday?

It's snowing....AGAIN!

hey snow, i hate you... go away!

i'm grumpy today, it's cold, it's snowing, it's dark & dreary... and i hate all my clothes.

Have you seen those blogs where those cute girls show all their cute outfits EVERYDAY?! Where do they get all their $, that's what I want to know.  I think those are called "Trust fund babies".  Just another thing to be grouchy about- my grandparents not getting into steel during a war...

Here's my donation to the fashion blogs:

stripe shirt- Old Navy 

monkey shirt- Yum Pop

skinny jeans (are they still in?)- Target

granny slippers- Target

socks-Target

wrinkle on my forehead-1969, thanks 41- i hate you too!

and speaking of things that are bugging me- this dog....

this dog that wants out every 10 min to go chase the 500 cats we have roaming our property!

ok, more like the 9-12 cats... but when you're grouchy i find it best to exaggerate EVERYTHING!

see how he's all covered in snow and ice... love how he smells like wet puppy when he comes in!  No, not really, I hate that too!

Ok, enough about that, lets talk about what I do love....

this girl of mine!!

(who googled: "pants on the ground" today!)

fake turkey patty things... i do, i love them!

but they tricked me by mentioning avocado, because THAT happens to be my favorite thing to eat EVER and even though there are some green specks, if my eyes were closed I'd never guess there were any in these, but tasty none the less....

this shirt from All Mighty... 

which i have, so i guess i don't hate EVERYTHING i have in my closet

these dolls made by The Black Apple

VERY hard to get...

i like the one with pink hair & the one with black hair!

crochet and sweet people who make patterns to SHARE!

http://attic24.typepad.com/

pink shoes!

found on Buy.com

artwork by Mark Ryden

anything by Jennifer Hayslip of

eye candy creations

Sitting next to a Bar-B-Q champ, drinking the "drink of the day" on a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean...

and...

knowing there is someone for everyone!!

Ok, I totally feel better now!

I have a cute artist to share with you tomorrow...

I just found her on etsy and have had a couple of her wire words in my home for years...

Hope you're all staying warm & safe!

Send some positive thoughts/prayers my cousins way (Naughty Nurse), she's headed to Haiti tomorrow to do some nurse stuff!  She's awesome and super pretty... geesh I hope no one sells her into prostitution!

Ok, have a great weekend!