The Beautiful People...

If you haven't been on a cruise before let me show you why you need to call
CARNIVAL CRUISE
right now and book a trip...

(NO, Carnival doesn't pay me to say that, they should- don't ya think?!!).

1st up:

Fashion Whores are everywhere!

Camo viser, Hawaiian shirt, deck shoes- how appropriate!  I guess if there's anywhere you should wear deck shoes, it would be on the deck of a ship!! HA- I kill me!!

2nd:

Mullet Man!!

the LONG grey mullet accented with PURE white sneakers and his arm candy is the one suckin' down the Marlboro.
2nd:

lots of bootie!!!
Now, if you haven't grabbed your phone and called yet, let me assure you, it gets
BETTER!!
"The Hairy Man Contest"

mud flaps covered in hair = delish!
1st they sign up, then they dance down the steps in a most provocative way to the cheers of thousands!

then they pick a ladies name, get dressed in ladies clothes and try to charm a young hottie

Don't ya know this guy picked MY name...
You can't really see but this guys left boob was hanging out of his tube top... yep, just like me!
So now that you've seen all the goodness that Carnival has to offer... here's what we were doing:
The Mister was frying his right arm and shoulder while blocking out the Cha-Cha slide with his ear plugs

i was making everyone look at my sparkle rhinestone star boob

enjoying the drink-of-the-day with my rhinestone sparkle star boob

see my fancy tootsie's? My very 1st pedicure!
Hey Mel: No Asian woman, No molesting massage chair and 20 times the cost of one at home!

yes, I know I have NO baby toe nail...thankfully I live in Michigan where the flaw can hide 10 months out of the year in thick woolen socks!
Happy Tuesday... I'm still doing laundry!
Oh yeah- go wish my buddy CHRIS a very happy 20th wedding Anniversary today!
http://viewsbychris.blogspot.com/
TWENTY YEARS 1 man... go figure!

Hot and Dangerous DIY!

So my last DIY was a total flop... 

I think you're suppose to under promise and over deliver and I did the opposite with my DIY paper mache Easter eggs... let's not talk about it, ok?!

I thought being so unorganized I'd better just do the craft, take the pictures and THEN post rather than promising I'll do something which I'll never follow through on... you know some of us artsy types!
We're leaving on a cruise next week... to Mexico.  I'm a little nervous about Mexico (hey, I watch all those Dateline, 20/20 shows) and a LOT nervous about flying... I'm not a big fan!  Thanks to one little xanex pill I can get on a plane and once I'm off I really don't have much memory of the flight.  We went to Maui last year and had a stop over in Chicago. My friend mentioned something about stopping in Chicago, I said "we did?"
My DIY has nothing to do with this, so let's move on...
Well, it does have to do with the cruise because I bought a new swim suit.  The Mister said "Oh you needed another one?" and I said "nope", cause with bathing suits it's not about "NEED"-don't ask how many I have...
I found this top at TARGET:

and this bottom

 they didn't REALLY go together

but I had a plan!

RHINESTONES!!!
So, in this case I picked out the turquoise stones that match the tie on the bottoms.

To bling out your own outfit:
You need a heat setting tool (I got mine on ebay!), and heat set / flatback rhinestones.  If you're going to heat set them you MUST have the type that have a heat set glue on the back or it's not gonna work!
**CAUTION, This is HOT**
***this is NOT a kid-friendly, or accident prone mom craft!***

Of course me being me, I started with the hardest project (because when I mentioned rhinestones Darling Daughter wanted some on her skirt!)...
1. You need to pick the right size tip for the heat tool.  Mine comes with a variety of tip sizes and to figure out what size you need- set the tool (BEFORE it's plugged in) on the rhinestone, it should fit just perfectly in the tip.
2. this thing is STINKIN HOT, so make sure you're working on a heat safe surface!!
3. Turn the stones UP so you can see the color, NOT the glued side.  You just set the tool on top of the rhinestone and watch the bottom of your stone-wait just a few seconds for the glue to melt- You'll see it bubble up.

Once the glue is melted you just set it down quickly on the spot you want the stone, and lift up and away quickly!
Now, I will say this is NOT something you want to try on an outfit you can't afford to ruin... just sayin!  Make sure the fabric can take the heat too!  I was a little worried about the swimsuit, but it didn't melt thankfully!
As soon as you set that stone down, you have about 1 second to nudge it a bit if you need to move it over a tiny...TINY bit!  Remember: there's glue on the back so you don't want to push it too much or you'll smear the glue and there won't be as much glue on the rhinestone!  I guess what I'm saying is: make sure you set it on the spot where you want it!!

...and you might want to lay it out before you start, just to make sure you like the placement and to make sure you have enough of that color... because some of us idiots never think of that till we stick down the LAST one...

Hey everybody look at my left star boob!!!
Guess who's running to JoAnne's this morning to see if they have more turquoise rhinestones...??
Then I did Darlings skirt, which was much easier because I wasn't following a line and trying to be all straight and even...

above... cute but needing something!

just a little bling...

I might add a few more to hers (and def. to mine) because can you ever have TOO many rhinestones???
Well... actually, yes you can!  Go to Senior Bingo Night and see for yourself!
One other small tip: IF you're working on a small area (like a bikini top) that won't lay flat, I found it easier to put that area on the top of a small jar:
The lid should be about the size of the area you're working on.

I did these on Thursday and when I showed Darling she said AWESOME!  Now.... coming from her this about knocked me over!  To think I got an "AWESOME" out of her is... well, AWESOME!
So if you're brave enough to give this hot and dangerous DIY yourself, let me know!!
Just think how much your husband would like your initials in rhinestones on his underwear!!??

I'm exhausted, I did wedding flowers with my pal "C" last night- she lured me with $-GREEN-$.  More on that later, I've got to go find rhinestones!
Have a fabulous Weekend, I think we're doing countertops... Well, the Mister is, I'll be busy sneaking rhinestones onto EVERYTHING!