Showing posts with label dirty girl. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dirty girl. Show all posts

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Boom Boom lost some of her BOOM...

Yes, yes, i'm sick AGAIN!  Seriously, for my own health the Mister really should consider Maui!  With an average year ROUND temp of 78 degrees, chinamommy would be in HEAVEN!!  
Today I actually got dressed (it is NOT pretty) and....washed!  I know, I know, like you want to even imagine that, but you know how I am... it's all laid out on the table around here.  I don't think I even brushed my teeth until bedtime yesterday. I had on the same PJ's, socks and undies for 2 days straight, I even had on the same make-up from...?? I don't know, but it was whatever didn't wipe off on my pillow for at least 2 nights.  Febreze should have totally called me for their commercial-the one where they spray stuff that stinks but you can't wash it!  My nose was so plugged I told the Mister if someone put duct tape over my mouth I would surely die, he assured me he would NOT do that.  You know it's bad when you can't even use your neti pot!
by the way if you do NOT have one of these...run, run now and get one!!
This has nothing to do with anything, but I'm sick so humor me....
Did anyone happen to catch Teen Jeopardy Tuesday night?  Did anyone else see that poor girl give the answer "Who is: Pussy Furry" instead of "Who is: Kitty Galore"? Did anyone else catch the teen boy standing next to her that SNORTED out loud?  We rewound the DVR several times and did a little snorting ourselves (not only do I have the hygiene of a 15 yr old boy, I also have his maturity!).  That poor girl... can you even imagine.  But then again, maybe I'm the only one that caught it?... 
Ok, I'm headed to the couch, this post has not only bored me to death, I'm exhausted!  To you new readers, I promise there is better stuff coming...
Boom out...
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