Tuesday, March 27, 2012

So, i go to Target the other day...

as i sit here, i wonder what story to share with you? maybe the story of when i stopped at the bathroom in target and almost lost my breakfast because someone has blow up from the "backside" in and on the toilet and on the floor and on the stall?  and then how i go to the front desk and tell the dude there that they need to send someone into the ladies room for a clean up (oh, that poor dear soul!!) and how he thinks he needs more info so i tell him in the nicest way possible what's going on in there.  he still has a very confused look on his face so i get down and dirty with him and now he looks at me like he's going to barf and i think "geesh fellow, i tried to go easy on you but you just wouldn't work with me!" that story is a bit gross, so, how about the story of how i decided to paint repaint my front doors, but then again, wouldn't a story like that be as bad as watching paint dry?
or a story of how i went to water the bulbs that are coming up around my porch
and i forgot i was filling my water can...
so pretty much the only things i can think to tell you about are poop, paint, and plants...
no one wants to hear about that, so i'm off to make a DIY tutorial about making paper clay pendants.
check back with me, will ya?

7 comments:

Pine Tree Home said...

Haha, those watering cans sure can fill up fast!

Angela said...

Oh you make me giggle!! I happened to be blessed with "The Fedrick Sense of Humor" which makes me laugh at all things fart, crap, and ding dong.... (go see my blog for the day)

Unusual Girl Studios said...

Oh, I would expect nothing more than the blow by blow story of the poopy potty!!!! And that's just fine because - big breath- I am OK with it. I can talk about it....I can...ok, no I can't....fluffy white bunnies, fluffy white bunnies.....

Brenda said...
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Brenda said...

I came over here from...oh gosh, now I can't remember how I got here. :/ I stayed awhile, peeked around a bit, read this post and found myself giggling quite loudly. Thanks for making my day! I think I'll be back...nope, I'm "sure" I'll be back.

(Sorry, my anal/Type A personality made me delete my previous post to correct a glaring typo.That's just how I roll.)

LuLu Kellogg said...

Look at all this frivolity I missed!! LOL @ the Target story!!! *giggling*

Love,
LuLu~*xoxo

BundlesofBlossoms said...

I like your tag for this post "poop story" only you and I love that about you!!! HAHAHAHAHA!

P.S. Your blooms look gorgeous!

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