Friday, March 2, 2012

Dr. Oz said so...

oh my gosh, anyone else watching those "dr." shows?  "the doctors", "dr. oz"?  i record dr. oz everyday, it's a recent thing, ever since i saw how certain teas will make me thinner, stronger, smarter, richer and,   (i wish,) taller!  seriously, the chinese have known all of this for years and dr. oz is bringing it to us here in the usa!  thanks to the new (to me) information, i am starting each day with 2 cups of full leaf "pu-erh" tea. if he's bringing us important information like this one day, what in the world will i miss if i don't record every episode?  so this past week the good dr. convinces me i have worms living in my intestines.... i know, i know, i am a marketing persons dream girl, all you have to do is put the word "miracle" on any type of packaging and i'm buying it!  so anyway, apparently my guts are host to thousands of worms that are robbing me of vital nutrients.  one way to get rid of these unwanted tenant's is to eat 1/4 c of papaya seeds mixed with 1 tbs of honey- that doesn't sound so bad, does it?  

i immediately run to the grocery and grab some papayas.  Are you curious as to how my extermination is going....???
yep, it was THAT good!
so, now i've decided to keep my butt worms as pets, 'cause there is NO way i'm eating that ever again!
i think i should discontinue taping those dr. shows and start thinking of new names for my pets...  

6 comments:

Funny in My Mind said...

Those shows make me feel bad about myself so I don't watch them. I think if you drink more, you will eventually kill the bugs.

LuLu Kellogg said...

Oh Lawd!!

You crack me up!!

Speaking of Dr. Oz....I sent my Before/After pics to the producers there since they are looking for success stories on different weight loss peeps. I have not heard from them yet but keeping my fingers crossed. If I get on the show I am taking you with me!!

Love,
LuLu~*xoxo

Angela said...

LOL!!! I turn the channel when I see any of the doctor shows. I once got addicted to looking up ailments on Web MD and thought I had everything. I don't want that to happen to me again so I have to avoid all the doctor shows. Butt worms?? Kinda glad I am avoiding them!

Renee said...

I will know not to try this at home.


(I'm following you on pinterest-oh how I love/hate that place)

Unusual Girl Studios said...

I'd leave a longer comment but I have to rush out to the store to buy a pomegranite! For God's sake- I can't have worms running around in my belly and other places!

Unusual Girl Studios said...

Oooh, I feel itchy in strange places....oooh.....

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