I have the local news show on in the background, I kinda hate this show but watch it daily. I don't know why, because there are no murder mystery shows on at this time of the morning? I get SO sick of the one over-the-top-I-wanna-be-a-tee chick whose pants look spray painted on.... Some women just can't handle the fact that they aren't 17 anymore. If you see me wearing something inappropriate it's probably Hello Kitty or Dora, or Kai Lan and that's only because that's what's available in the kids dept where I have to shop sometimes-ugh! Anyway, this morning they had on a LIFE COACH!! I'm pretty sure THIS is the next step I have to take, I think I need someone to be accountable to! Do you know what someone with minimal motivation and no time clock to punch does all day?
1. draws moustaches on her daughters toes with an ink pen (instead of washing them...nice dirt under the toenail!)
2. tries to make her daughter glasses out of play-doh
3. adds rhinestones to bikini tops
4. poses for ridiculous pictures in giant yellow foam wigs
5. Sniffs armpits
All in favor of chinamommy getting a life coach say "I"!!