Be Still my Beating Heart...

Are you like me... one of those people that COULD totally get sucked into the world of Billy Mays (RIP Billy 1958-2009)? http://www.asseenontv.com/(Photo courtesy of this website... http://ugliesttattoos.com/ IF you dare to go, it is NOT for the faint of heart, or the proper, or the normal, or... Let me just say: you've been warned!!)

i'm guess that tattoo refers to this genius idea: the Big Top Cupcakes. Who wants a boring cake when you can have one that looks like a giant cupcake!! SOOO cute! Totally something i feel i must have. Think of my parties, think of how all the kids would be jealous that they got a store bought cake & my daughter got a big top cupcake cake! I'd be the talk of the town, i'm sure of it!! This is for sure an item i would use once & never again... i'm willing to admit it, not that it makes me want it any less!

Bumpits... with these i would be more popular & more beautiful than ever, i could go to prom with the best hair, dance with the cutest guys and... i'm NOT joking i believe this people! I'm telling you: I HAVE A PROBLEM!I don't know about the BUTLER toilet seat set, nor do i want too... this one is just creepy... i like the ad though- where they call him a 3-D moustached "Gent"
Here is one i OWN & let me tell you, i LOVE it! i just checked the site & it is no longer available... seriously? i LOVE this thing & use it tons. IF you are a germ-a-phobe, it's a must have, check ebay! I give it 2 thumbs up, WAY up! (Oh wait, after more "research" i found it's been replaced with "The Monster 1200 Cleaning Machine" I'd add the picture but then it just screws up the placement of all my other pictures & i have to drag it down, delete the space it left behind at the top... blah, blah, blah... it's orange & seems to be the same?)

Now this one i love just for the commercial: the craft-lite cutter. Have you seen that crazy chick that can't cut out her poor kids school pictures? I mean unless she has some debilitating illness, is it even possible to cut THAT bad? A MUST HAVE as far as i'm concerned for EVERY crafty person or those who are just flunked "cutting" in school.

Another one i own & LOVE! The name makes me think of an anal suppository for some reason, but still my love for it grows stronger each & every day!

My illness for this stuff started years ago but came to a head last Christmas when i convinced The Mister that this product would make all my beauty dreams come true... Christmas morning comes & there it is: SPIN LASH sticking out of my Christmas stocking!! I cut open the package with my
Omni Dual Saw with laser honed dual blades & run to the bathroom. No more manual coating of my lashes!! But... SHOCKER... it SUCKS! I mean it, it spins SO slow even i don't have that kind of time (& we all know i pretty much have all the time in the world). I fall to the floor in tears (No mascara running down my face because the thing is so slow i never got any on!), my As Seen on Tv product has failed me.... it's the end of an era for me. No, not really, i still believe every piece of crap they show me on tv is going to make me prettier, smarter, craftier, cleaner, have no coffee cups without handles:
no clothes without buttons

Paint my entire home in an afternoon,

be hair-free (also own these),
Have neat closets (got 'em!),& be warm in Michigan!

Thank you "AS SEEN ON TV" for making all my dreams come true!
So what "seen on tv" products do you own? Leave your comments & reviews- you know i want to hear all about them!!!!