Tuesday, February 22, 2011

I came, I ran, I dusted the hairy guy!!

Oh my, how funny was that "Put a bird on it" video yesterday?! Don't we artists think we're the boom-booms!?  Apparently "boom boom" is another word for poop and here I thought I knew them all... me with my PhD in "Potty Talk".  Darling has a snow day and has on some WEIRD cartoon called "Adventure Time"... Anyone? anyone?  Anyway, you know who else thinks they're the boom-booms?  RUNNERS, that's who!!  You know why?  We can wear tights for pants and it's ok!  Unlike the girl at Olive Garden Friday night.... I'll spare you the details...
 Yep, they're tights and yes, I'm wearing them for pants.. sue me!  No, don't, I only have $20.
Look at this group of studs, let me tell you, the sun was out but the heat was OFF!
do you see me??
 It's like "Where's Waldo?"... 
 what about now?
 See the guy in the white shirt?  He passed me and then kept spitting... I was like "I don't want a luggy on my jacket and I'm not letting this long hair dude beat me".... so I put him in my pipe and smoked him!
that's right, he's way behind me and I'm headed for the finish line now!!  I wanted to say to him "hey, you got smoked by a 42 year old chick", but I could see he was already ashamed... haha!
3.1 miles in 27 min. Not the time I was hoping for, but if you start off slow you can really knock some time off and look like a super stud!
To see how the rest of my day went, head over to my selfish mental twin sister's blog: go HERE
{Come back tomorrow to see how to make jelly soaps, SO easy!!}
OK... HOLD THE PHONE and SHUT UP!!  Guess who just found out she came in 3rd in her age group?!!??  I sure did!! My running buddy just called me with the GREAT news!  The 2nd place finisher beat me by only 1 1/2 min!! Oh, who thinks she is the boom-boom NOW? See that?... it's not a hot air balloon, it's my giant inflated HEAD!!! I wonder if David Letterman will want me to come on his show with my metal (that I hear I'm getting!!)??!! Oh my, I'm sick as a dog but I really want to go run an easy 20 just to show off!!
Ok, somebody slap me!

7 comments:

myminimocs said...

way to go!!! i could see you in every picture...just look for a splash of hot pink!!! oh and David called he wants you to do the top ten...

top ten reasons you know your the boom-boom!!!

LOL - glad you had such a great time...white shirt should make a video called "Put a Loogie on it" and then you could put a bird on that!!! LOL that video was a scream...

Lanyardlady said...

You are the bomb! The pink bomb! I love it that you wiped that spitty guy out. And if you liked "Put a Bird on It," watch this one!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ohk-Ey01c9k

Sherry @ Life from my persective said...

I LOVE it! Great race report and love what you wore. Hope you get your medal!!!

chinamommy said...

haha, your comments were cracking me up today! Boom-Boom... people are going to get sick of me using this one!

Angela said...

Just got caught up on 3 days of reading your blog! My blog feeder has been out and I am losing contact!! Anyway, you will not believe this but I was thinking of sending you some vinyl to see if you could cut some birds for me (all BEFORE I saw the "put a bird on it" video.) Now, I have changed my mind :)

Congrats on doing so well in the race!! Very proud of you (and you looked fab doing it!!)

Love the bunting!!!!!! Great job!!!

Janna Lynn said...

You look like superwoman!!! Awesome job!!!! If I had a hot bod like you..I'd wear those tights out all the time!!!! Hottie hottie looks like she is a 20 year old with that body alert!!! Hearts, Janna Lynn

CremeMagnolia said...

Good for you and I laughed my head off about the "hunk" left in the smoke! Your newest follower from EBT.

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