Yeah, when you're trying to be voted the funniest blog you always start with a catchy title like the day of the week written twice... wow, i'm really killing today aren't i? A day so nice, you wanna say it twice... so GO VOTE!
Just so you know this steroid i'm on for the poison ivy has made the itch go away, totally away & for that, i couldn't be more thankful, really, i couldn't! i seriously thought my left boob was going to be down 2 inches, it was a horrid thing, the whole boob itching. i don't know, i don't think it was too obvious to rub it up & down on the pole at Target, do you? Yeah, sorry about that lady with 3 small boys... whatever, IT ITCHED! A few people told me i'd want to eat everything in my sight, but thankfully, that has not been my cross to bear with this med! But HYPER... oh boy! the other night i went on this cleaning rampage that would have put June Cleaver in the fetal position! it was frightening, so much so the mister headed to the couch & just stayed out of my way (which is not the norm for my super deluxe husband who is a GREAT help around the house!). The 1st few nights i didn't sleep well, but now it's like i'm in SUPER-HYPER mode then i crash like someone threw a "mickey" in my drink. And speaking of mickey... is it a mickey or a jimmy or a beanie- heck, i don't know! let's just call it the "date rape drug" because that's one i've heard of- you know from my obsession to true life crime stories! Thankfully i've never been on one of those shows, but i am just waiting to see someone i know profiled! Sick, i know! The job at the carpet store i had that i hated so much did lead me to have part of that dream come true! the mister & i were watching a show one night & they are doing an interview with the Medical Examiner. Well, low & behold if i didn't sell that woman carpet! Oh man, i felt like carpet royalty... or maybe a loser cause i sold carpet & she is this super cool medical examiner digging around in the innards of a stranger! I couldn't poke a needle into the arm of a live person, but a dead one... i think i'd be ok. I don't like the whole "you're numb and you can't feel me breaking your nose with a hammer to give you a cute nose like Cameron Diaz thing", but a dead person... they're not EVER going to feel it & for some odd reason that gives me peace!
When i sat down at the computer i had no idea what i was going to post today, i thought it was about some good movies i've seen recently or the fact i have not "bonded" with my new Blythe doll that i HAD to have, but no here i am going on & on about my freakish desire to be a medical examiner (& gee, did everyone catch on to the fact that i really wish i had a different nose?...).
Now that i've moved myself into "weirdest/demented" category & out of "funniest", i've leave you with "cutest":
♥the 2 GREAT LOVES of my LIFE!♥
i can't stand it, i just LOVE this picture so much... Ahhhhh...
Happy Monday, monday everyone!
GET YOUR VOTE ON! (pathetic, i know!)