Saturday the Mister and I were at Target to get some "stuff" for our trip. We were walking through the jewelry when I remembered I had to show him these "eternity" bands so he would realize how much I NEED 3 diamond bands to go with my wedding ring. If you know me, you know I happen to believe you can't have a diamond too big or have too many stacks of diamond encrusted rings round your finger! I slipped my wedding ring off and slipped on the following 3 rings then put my wedding ring back on top to show him how AWESOME it looked... and it DID!
My wedding ring was stuck SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO tight to my finger I couldn't get it to budge! My snobby ring was probably mad it had to sit on a stack of cubic zirconia rings. Of course having the "freak-out-gene" I freaked out! I'm tugging like crazy on my ring and my knuckle is getting bigger and redder by the second. The Mister says QUIT tugging on that, so I licked my finger and tugged again... dang, he was right- it didn't help!
I had to walk around Target with these rings on and my hand held palm up so it looked like I was carrying something because of course, the rings were on this giant cardboard thingy. You know they have cameras all over that store so I was trying to keep my paranoia in check.
A big glob of lotion finally took the rings off but my finger, in retaliation, stayed red for a long, long time!
I believe this proves that the Mister should buy me diamond bands so I don't have to worry about taking my ring off to prove their awesomeness ever again!
Can I get an Amen?