Ok, not really, just an artsy mama, but my gal-pal and I were talking yesterday about how certain posts get more views than others. I can see if people find me by doing a search and what they were searching for. When I posted about my granny squares the title was "Granny Square done kicked my butt" and you know how someone stumbled upon that one?.... they were searching "granny butt"! HAHAHAHA, that killsl me! Who wants to see a granny butt? and.... is there a place to view those? is that something a perv does that works at a nursing home- take pics of my granny's butt and posts them online? Ok, so i'm not as naive as my mother, who thought a bowl full of condoms wrapped in green foil were mints (adult ed aids training meeting where she worked years ago) but, some of this stuff i don't get, nor do i want to!!!! YIKES!
I have NO idea what prompted the above ramblings, because after all, my BIRTHDAY is tomorrow and I wanted to make sure my list got out there for all you last minute shoppers!
Clarisonic... anyone have one? do tell what you think, i'm pretty sure I HAVE to have this! If it's good enough for Oprah, you know I'll consider it...
Now, if you don't want to spend such a little amount on me, there's always Harry Winston:
diamond bands, YES, Please!!
earrings... you don't have to twist my arm!
Now, I realize many of you know this has been on my list for years and yet, there is still a 93 Volvo wagon in my garage, so if you REALLY love me, order WHITE!
Range Rover, be still my ❤
And because I don't want to leave out my VERY BEST friends, I've put something on the list for you too!
Maui beach front, always a welcome gift!
Seriously, can you even imagine this life?
Ok, girls, I hope I've given everyone some great gift ideas- i'm sweet like that!
We're all pumped here, because tomorrow the celebration begins!
Happy Birthday Festivas to ME!