Things that are making my heart go pitter-patter today
ok, I couldn't find a great picture (obviously!) but this is
#1
Lysol NO TOUCH soap dispenser!!
Germ-a-Phobes unite!!
So, my big thing this winter is; i CAN'T shake hands, I just can't! Every Sunday in Church I have a mini-baby anxiety attack when I know it's getting close to hand shakin' time. I whisper to the Mister- "should I go get a drink? should I go to the bathroom? should I go get a pencil (which I already have)?. He says the same thing every Sunday "just sit down". This has been going on all winter and I never sit down, go to the bathroom, get a drink or a pencil. I just smile sweetly and say "I don't shake, I'm a germ a phobe". It's always been ok, most people say "oh I totally understand, good for you!". Last week it happened though, the woman behind me held her hand out and I said my thing and she says "Ooooo, well... you don't?" Now I realize you can't hear the tone in my typing, but my face turned bright red because you could tell she was totally insulted, I even added a "no offense", but she was! Well, I'm sorry lady, but you probably touched your face and you're probably a closet booger picker so just keep your snobby germy hands off my white-as-snow Virgin Mary, germ free hands, and have a nice day!
Obviously the NO TOUCH soap dispenser doesn't solve my NO SHAKE policy, but I love it and it WILL BE MINE!
#3
Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland.
I really want to see this in 3-D, but I don't think I'll take darling daughter, I'm thinking it's not going to be a kids movie?..
#4
this cutie skirt from "Little Cupcakes Company". They say they'll make it without the pom-pom's..
.Ummmmm... WHY???
#5
this necklace by mark poulin found on Shanna Logic (LOVE this site!)
#6
this rubber stamp found on etsy
store name: terbearco
these clay hands by: MoonlightAura (also etsy)
#7
wool balls (go ahead, joke amongst yourselves...)
by VermontFairies (etsy)
#8
this man...
#9
ANYTHING by Danita... be still my ❤
her etsy shop is: danitashop
#10
this tattoo
just kidding, but it does crack me up! My family (or should I say my cousin "Naughty Nurse")
LOVE this place to eat... LOVES! When I saw this, I just had to post it to my cousins facebook page and you know what she said?
"Are you kidding me? They forgot the world famous blackberry cobbler with a scoop of vanilla ice cream!"
NOW, if that's not a fan, I don't know what one is!!
The tattoo is from the website ugliesttattoos.com- This site is NOT for the faint of heart... In fact it's horrible! You've been warned :)
Have a great day!
I'm feeling motivated, guess I'll give that light box a try today...
2 comments:
why not bring hand sanitizer with your & use it before & after the shaking?
Ha! I love that tattoo! I have to go check out that sight- and screw the booger picking hand shaker- I'm with you...but you could say that YOU have been sick and then maybe they would not want to shake your hand...or wear gloves...
Oh and I have that wrap from VS and I love it!!! (It was on my Tuesday "10 Things" post. You should get one.
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