When you stay home, one day tends to blend in to the next, Monday is no different for me than Thursday- sounds good, but then Friday isn't quite as exciting. Don't get me wrong, I love being able to stay home, but sometimes I think "what is my purpose?", I can't even be dressed before 11 am! I should be getting in the kind of shape other women hate you for, it's not like I don't have the time, I just don't have the gumption and besides... who would hate me? I have no one to strut in front of in my 1/2 shirt and spandex shirt...
Darling went off to school with no glasses... have YOU seen them?
Do you remember last summer when the Mister was having an affair with his hoe right in our own backyard? Remember how I got beat up by his hoe and darling daughter's baby hoe? Yeah, well I did!
(I think I linked to that post... I think)
So anyway, he's starting up the whole garden thing ALREADY! People we had SNOW on Saturday- SNOW!
I'd have taken a picture but I was in the fetal position under the dining room table sucking my thumb! How OVER the snow am I?
We use to have grass in our yard
Look at darling, she looks like a little pioneer girl walkin' the fields!
that giant plot, obviously, wasn't big enough so this strip is for vines, or asparagus or... something.
Darling planted potatoes and the mister covered them with milk jugs- I guess that's what you call a poor mans greenhouse? Oh wait, darling doesn't look like a pioneer girl, she looks like a poor little homeless girl! Brown jacket, black & white striped leggings, Disney Princess boots that we call her
Ok, they're not "THAT" bad, but these are NOT fashion boots and I believe I'm going to have to put my foot down and make this the last pair of these fuzzy, light-up, thick soled, tacky boots!
and how about my little hill-billy girl?
She dressed herself... do you see a trend here? The picture above with the brown & black, this one with the jean shorts, bikini top, & the kiss boots... I've got some work to do with this one!
Why yes, that is the Ol Mississippi, the Mighty Miss between my eyes... Anyone willing to share a botox story?
Ok, I have to go get on the treadmill so the dog will be all jealous and stuff...
Happy Thursday, or Monday, or whatever day it is...